The Peeping Tom

So I was at a loose end. So what to do? Then I thought, check out that new camp - True Eden. So that's what I did.

Well, what a sight to see. I just couldn't believe my eyes - everywhere I looked, there they were. How can I put it? Well, there's no delicate way of putting it. Nudes. Everywhere, naked people! My eyes nearly popped out of my head.

Everywhere I wandered, there were old men with crinkles all over. And old women too! And young girls, totally stark naked. You could see everything. I had to look away when I spotted them playing leap frog, I can tell you. There were even kids running about just as naked as they were born. And they didn't care. None of them cared. There they all were, not a stitch on, and they just didn't care.

I tried not to look offended - I tried not to look at all! But I'd just got most of the way through the camp when they all suddenly started jumping up and down, pointing at me and screaming. I tried to hurry up and just as well I did, cos one of them came after me with a shovel. Honestly, you'd think they'd never seen a porcupine before.